1 00:00:05,130 --> 00:00:08,591 Oh, no. Has it been a year already? 2 00:00:08,717 --> 00:00:11,594 You, grand old flag You, high flying flag 3 00:00:11,803 --> 00:00:14,723 May you always sway in peace! 4 00:00:15,181 --> 00:00:18,601 -We love Fourth of July! - It's a perfect holiday. 5 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:22,230 Cooking outdoors, blow things up, wear shorts. 6 00:00:22,313 --> 00:00:23,898 Easter has something to learn. 7 00:00:24,023 --> 00:00:27,235 Keep an eye on our old flag! 8 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:29,904 It was longer than I remember. 9 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:32,282 Hello? 10 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:35,785 Be thankful you live in this country, Joe. 11 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:39,539 I spent half my childhood in a Banana Republic. 12 00:00:39,622 --> 00:00:42,083 It was the only shop in my village with air conditioning. 13 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:43,752 Yes, the chairman. 14 00:00:43,835 --> 00:00:46,796 It would be an honor, sir! Thanks. 15 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:47,881 Incredible news. 16 00:00:47,964 --> 00:00:50,508 The parade leader for today's parade is singled out for sexual harassment by Metoo, 17 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:52,218 and they want me to take his place. 18 00:00:52,594 --> 00:00:54,721 I'm so happy for you, Jay! 19 00:00:54,804 --> 00:00:56,931 Now it's the only thing left on your wish list 20 00:00:57,015 --> 00:00:59,267 to fight with bare fists against a Russian! 21 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:02,604 And Manny is back 22 00:01:02,687 --> 00:01:05,815 from his road trip just in time for the parade. 23 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:08,735 He's been gone so long. I miss him. 24 00:01:08,818 --> 00:01:11,154 The top! The whole family is together again, 25 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:13,448 and I get to ride in the LeBaron convertible. 26 00:01:13,531 --> 00:01:15,575 What does your parade wave look like? 27 00:01:15,658 --> 00:01:16,868 We have to work on it. 28 00:01:16,951 --> 00:01:18,286 May our hearts beat 29 00:01:18,369 --> 00:01:20,288 For red, white and blue 30 00:01:20,371 --> 00:01:21,414 Where there is never... 31 00:01:35,386 --> 00:01:36,596 More! 32 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:40,934 I have time to help you. 33 00:01:41,017 --> 00:01:44,145 See how kind your cousin is who helps a friend. 34 00:01:45,104 --> 00:01:47,816 You are so weak and cowardly. Are we ready? 35 00:01:47,982 --> 00:01:50,068 No, it's a very big bridge. 36 00:01:50,151 --> 00:01:53,321 Or you are a very small man. 37 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:55,740 It went great to drive across the country 38 00:01:55,824 --> 00:01:59,244 until I was late after a completely normal, 39 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:01,621 factual fear of to drive over bridges. 40 00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:04,541 I called Cam because he is a driving school teacher, 41 00:02:04,624 --> 00:02:05,875 but he was not at home. 42 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:06,960 Huh? 43 00:02:07,043 --> 00:02:09,546 Turns out I needed to a proper scolding 44 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:11,089 to get me over that bridge 45 00:02:11,172 --> 00:02:13,675 and many others which covers our country like a cancer. 46 00:02:14,175 --> 00:02:17,178 Say hello to mom, Cal. 47 00:02:17,262 --> 00:02:18,263 Say, "Hi, Mom." 48 00:02:18,346 --> 00:02:20,598 If I'm going to be in the picture, turn off the light first. 49 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:23,017 We ate Chinese food yesterday. I look like a blowfish. 50 00:02:23,101 --> 00:02:24,853 You know what, Mitchell? It's not about you. 51 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:29,566 I promised we would send a video at Cal for my sister's birthday. 52 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:32,485 It was a week ago, we have to get it done. 53 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:36,364 We babysit my nephew Cal, who is big for his age, 54 00:02:36,447 --> 00:02:39,701 while my sister Pameron is back in Missouri to pay off debts. 55 00:02:39,784 --> 00:02:41,161 To society. She is sitting inside. 56 00:02:41,244 --> 00:02:42,662 For a minor infraction. 57 00:02:42,745 --> 00:02:45,081 She tried something in a shop and happened to go out. 58 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,583 It was another woman's purse. 59 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:51,504 The bright side is that Cal is benefiting of our experience as parents. 60 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:56,593 Mitchell has been working on Cal's brain and I take care of his body. 61 00:02:56,676 --> 00:02:58,970 - It's a wonder we're not sitting inside. -Yes. 62 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:01,890 Now we sing the alphabet for mom. 63 00:03:01,973 --> 00:03:03,474 We've practiced this. 64 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:06,144 -A, B... - Sex! 65 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:08,229 I must have taught him too much, 66 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:09,856 everything becomes a mess. 67 00:03:09,939 --> 00:03:12,442 Do something you two. Throw a ball or something. 68 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:14,360 That's a good idea. 69 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:18,740 On three, Cal. Ready? One, two, three. 70 00:03:18,823 --> 00:03:20,074 Okay. 71 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:23,786 Hugs. How about a hug? 72 00:03:24,662 --> 00:03:26,497 He is so good at hugging. 73 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:29,250 This is how it is. Football camp started when Cal arrived. 74 00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:32,211 Then I got sick after dinner on Absolutely Crabulous. 75 00:03:32,337 --> 00:03:35,048 Don't worry. I've fallen behind too. 76 00:03:35,131 --> 00:03:37,634 We've told Pam that Cal likes it here. 77 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:40,553 We are unable to send a video where he reads out A, B and six! 78 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:43,723 - I wonder... - Let it be heard. I'm in. 79 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:47,810 Can we film him in a way that makes him look better? 80 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:49,646 Are you kidding? Vin Diesel is a movie star. 81 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:50,980 Everything is possible with editing. 82 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:58,029 -What do you have there? -I choose courses for college. 83 00:03:58,112 --> 00:04:02,700 This one seems interesting. "In this intense..." Nix. 84 00:04:03,034 --> 00:04:05,286 Drop it! 85 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:07,038 It's match day. 86 00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:10,875 For the first time me and Luke are going participate in a sport for kings, 87 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:12,377 an appetizing science. 88 00:04:12,460 --> 00:04:14,921 We are going to compete in a hot dog competition for parents and children. 89 00:04:15,004 --> 00:04:16,047 We've been training for weeks, 90 00:04:16,130 --> 00:04:17,924 and I can proudly say that Luke, like his father, 91 00:04:18,007 --> 00:04:20,260 is blessed with a hot dog mouth. 92 00:04:20,635 --> 00:04:22,303 I felt something break inside. 93 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:26,557 Hang in there, you'll thank me when you feel the gluttony kick. 94 00:04:31,562 --> 00:04:32,563 What the hell! 95 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:34,232 Does the hot dog make you angry? 96 00:04:34,315 --> 00:04:36,818 An angry stomach is 12% larger. 97 00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:40,613 We have a chance to defeat Rhonda and Thandie Hodak. 98 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:41,864 But they are undefeated. 99 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:44,575 If they are sausage kings, we are prince sausages. 100 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:46,244 How long have you been on it? 101 00:04:46,327 --> 00:04:48,830 Not as long as you have been sitting on the couch. 102 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:51,207 Can I taste the floor bagel? 103 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:54,419 Alex took time off earlier this summer 104 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:57,839 and as with everything else she decides, it went a little too well. 105 00:04:59,465 --> 00:05:02,010 Who there? Do you have food with you? 106 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:05,722 Tomatoes, but they are not ready not until six weeks. 107 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:07,140 Do you have a spare? 108 00:05:07,223 --> 00:05:11,102 I fell asleep on my phone and I may have ordered another one. 109 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:15,440 Do you want to join? You start work in a couple of weeks. 110 00:05:15,523 --> 00:05:17,150 You will regret it if you don't get some rest. 111 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:19,068 Certainly. 112 00:05:19,193 --> 00:05:21,571 They can wait ten minutes, 113 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:24,741 before I put them in the ground. 114 00:05:26,117 --> 00:05:28,119 can you scratch my nose It feels like you are closer than me. 115 00:05:28,244 --> 00:05:32,665 Up on the table for a little belly massage and hedge preparations. 116 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:36,252 Hey, girls, things aren't going very well between me and Arvin. 117 00:05:36,335 --> 00:05:38,880 He'll stop by to say hello before traveling to Switzerland. 118 00:05:39,088 --> 00:05:40,089 Can you take off your overalls, 119 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:42,508 so that it does not look like we live in a mental hospital? 120 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:45,303 You suck! You eat like an idiot! 121 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:50,725 My God! Arvin will want throw away their return ticket. 122 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:55,271 No wonder she's so stressed as she goes dressed. 123 00:05:58,066 --> 00:06:00,526 Hayley? Imagine you are here. 124 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:02,487 How so? I live here. 125 00:06:02,570 --> 00:06:06,365 I know. I was joking. It was stupid. 126 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:07,909 Not at all, it was fun. 127 00:06:08,409 --> 00:06:11,370 -You didn't laugh. - Pull it again, I promise to laugh. 128 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:14,290 - Preferably not. - Sorry, I... 129 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:19,337 I'm nervous and it feels like that much depends on this farewell. 130 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:22,548 Let's just relax and be together. 131 00:06:23,841 --> 00:06:27,470 I actually have to go. I'm serious. 132 00:06:27,595 --> 00:06:31,224 I misread the itinerary and I have to go to the airport. 133 00:06:31,307 --> 00:06:34,352 No! Is this goodbye? 134 00:06:35,019 --> 00:06:36,646 I'm afraid of that. 135 00:06:36,729 --> 00:06:39,357 -I will miss you. -And I you. 136 00:06:40,733 --> 00:06:42,568 It's my car. I should... 137 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:46,864 Goodbye, Haley. 138 00:06:51,577 --> 00:06:52,745 i love you 139 00:06:54,413 --> 00:06:55,414 The same! 140 00:06:59,544 --> 00:07:00,920 Has he gone? 141 00:07:01,629 --> 00:07:02,880 -Yes. -Good. 142 00:07:03,005 --> 00:07:06,259 No one wants to snuggle up sabs a romantic moment. 143 00:07:06,342 --> 00:07:08,678 I'm going to hide in Luke's closet. 144 00:07:12,014 --> 00:07:15,059 Now we'll see, Cal. Chew on the peanut butter. 145 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:17,979 With a little editing we can get him to say whatever we want, 146 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:21,482 the numbers, the alphabet, jokes about Jews... Pam loves those. 147 00:07:21,649 --> 00:07:25,445 Movie tricks are easy for me, Clowns are masters of illusion. 148 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:29,490 Yes. When we had been dating for a couple of months, told Cam he was a clown, 149 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:33,828 he performed a little for me and I felt cheated. 150 00:07:34,036 --> 00:07:37,915 When I say "taking" Cal throws me the ball. 151 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:40,710 You must go backwards, then I re-edit it 152 00:07:40,793 --> 00:07:43,421 and makes it look like Cal catch the ball and you go as usual. 153 00:07:43,504 --> 00:07:45,131 Why am I even in it? 154 00:07:45,214 --> 00:07:46,257 Remind me. 155 00:07:46,340 --> 00:07:48,759 Is the best art created of millions of views 156 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:50,261 or by a man with a vision? 157 00:07:51,929 --> 00:07:54,682 We'll hang up the piano later. 158 00:07:54,849 --> 00:07:59,061 Twinkle little star there 159 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:03,107 How I wonder what you are 160 00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:04,358 I have to pee! 161 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:06,027 - He has to pee. - He has to pee. 162 00:08:06,110 --> 00:08:07,945 We're taking a break. 163 00:08:08,863 --> 00:08:10,114 We're not quite done yet, Lily, 164 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:13,409 so if you see anything strange, tell me. 165 00:08:14,285 --> 00:08:16,162 THE WORST BREAKFAST 166 00:08:16,245 --> 00:08:19,290 Hey, Mom! Happy birthday! 167 00:08:19,373 --> 00:08:23,544 One plus one is two. Simple math. 168 00:08:24,545 --> 00:08:25,922 I can catch a ball. 169 00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:30,718 How did you not see the cat? 170 00:08:30,801 --> 00:08:33,721 I did that. That shot was your best. 171 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:40,478 That's gold. 172 00:08:47,276 --> 00:08:48,819 Why a big bottle of wine? 173 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:51,572 It's to give perspective and nobody cares about that question. 174 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:54,242 - I just set it up. - Cam... 175 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:56,327 I know. It is abysmal. 176 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:03,292 Luke... 177 00:09:04,126 --> 00:09:06,003 He only gets in a third of the sausage in the first bite. 178 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:08,130 You don't get half might as well give up. 179 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:11,551 The good news is that the Fourth of July is in a couple of weeks. 180 00:09:13,302 --> 00:09:15,429 It is today. 181 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:17,390 Today? 182 00:09:17,473 --> 00:09:19,559 -June? -Already over. 183 00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:23,896 There you are. It's almost time for our show. 184 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:25,231 Wait. What are you wearing? 185 00:09:25,356 --> 00:09:28,401 Clothes. I can't lose my school attitude. 186 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:30,486 Maybe you should come back to life, mom, 187 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,363 before your brain shuts down too. 188 00:09:32,446 --> 00:09:35,533 Don't worry about me. 189 00:09:37,618 --> 00:09:38,828 What is it? 190 00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:42,206 You... 191 00:09:43,624 --> 00:09:46,377 ...no father wants to have this talk with his son, 192 00:09:46,460 --> 00:09:48,671 but you don't eat enough hot dogs. 193 00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:53,259 Sorry. For some reason i can't focus... 194 00:09:53,342 --> 00:09:55,344 What Luke is trying to say is 195 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:58,514 that he is too old for the competition, but he doesn't want to hurt you. 196 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,891 It is impossible. I'm an adult and I love it. 197 00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:04,645 Yes, this should be my hot dog glory days. 198 00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:08,733 It was my first attempt. I'll figure this out. 199 00:10:08,816 --> 00:10:12,069 No matter what Alex says, so I'm still in the game. 200 00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:14,155 There it clicked. 201 00:10:14,238 --> 00:10:16,741 You are right. It's college. 202 00:10:16,824 --> 00:10:18,117 Is it? 203 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:21,454 I'm distracted. I don't know which courses to choose. 204 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:23,247 Don't worry. I'll figure it out. 205 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:27,418 How did you notice it? 206 00:10:28,669 --> 00:10:31,130 I am very clairvoyant. 207 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:33,549 I wasn't talking about Luke. The clicking was my jaw. 208 00:10:33,674 --> 00:10:36,260 My jaw problem is back, because of all the training. 209 00:10:36,552 --> 00:10:38,596 I got it in college when I made a bet with my roommate 210 00:10:38,679 --> 00:10:41,307 that I could catch more Frisbees than his golden retriever. 211 00:10:41,432 --> 00:10:43,225 And guess who won… 212 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:50,650 Me and Arvin had a lousy goodbye. The past few months have been strange. 213 00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:51,984 While? 214 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:55,196 It feels like it started when I said that I loved him in the hospital. 215 00:10:55,279 --> 00:10:58,199 There we have it. You pushed him. 216 00:10:58,282 --> 00:10:59,617 Too much, too soon. 217 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:02,370 -Perhaps. -Something isn't right. 218 00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:04,997 -You are right. -Seriously? 219 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:07,541 Something happened at the hospital when Arvin was gone. 220 00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:13,422 -Lost again? - No, I meant to come back. 221 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:17,218 I have big news. You should probably sit down. 222 00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:19,637 Okay. 223 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,937 I lied. I'm not married anymore. 224 00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:31,732 My wife left me for her ex. I am divorced. 225 00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:34,235 Why are you telling me that? 226 00:11:34,318 --> 00:11:37,071 Because I'm back in town, I'm going to train as a paramedic, 227 00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:38,989 and we might run into each other. 228 00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:42,410 I don't want to keep pretending that my wife is on the toilet. 229 00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:44,662 I had started to worry about her after a while. 230 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,748 I regret. 231 00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:50,626 It's okay. I never believe that we understood each other. 232 00:11:50,709 --> 00:11:53,546 You know how we used to go to concerts, 233 00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:55,756 and look at each other meanly from time to time? 234 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,466 It was time to sit on your shoulders 235 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,218 and throw my bra to the drummer. 236 00:11:59,343 --> 00:12:01,804 You probably did with Arvin, right? 237 00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:03,389 -Absolutely. - What fun. 238 00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:07,560 My wife was pretty, smart and a doctor. 239 00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:11,147 But if you always talk to yourself how happy you are, 240 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:16,277 is it enough because you don't dare to wonder if you are really happy. 241 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:18,446 I brought ice chips, 242 00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:21,198 or do you call them "ice cream fries"? 243 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,663 How could Dylan confuse me like that? 244 00:12:27,746 --> 00:12:29,999 How did he get into healthcare education? 245 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:34,503 Was it the largest there was? 246 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,755 Yes, and I'm not going back. 247 00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:39,049 Have you seen Manny? I've looked everywhere. 248 00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:40,176 I don't see him. 249 00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:42,303 I've been busy with inspecting the troops. 250 00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:44,722 Can you fix the hat, miss? 251 00:12:44,805 --> 00:12:47,057 The trombone needs polishing, sir. 252 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:48,350 Pay attention to the hairstyle. 253 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:49,518 If this goes well, 254 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,896 I will light the town's Christmas tree in a couple of months. 255 00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:53,189 There you got it, Dad. 256 00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:54,398 You know what's weird? 257 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,734 After so many years at carnaval, 258 00:12:56,817 --> 00:12:59,361 think of being in a parade where everyone has covering clothes. 259 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:02,406 Focus, Gloria. You have an important role here. 260 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:05,409 After I cut the tape, should you fire the cannon. 261 00:13:05,534 --> 00:13:07,578 That is the signal for the parade to begin. 262 00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:10,915 Isn't that the parade leader's job to fire the cannon? 263 00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:11,999 Should the band cut itself? 264 00:13:12,082 --> 00:13:13,792 What you don't know about parades... 265 00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,044 Wait. 266 00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:17,463 Daddy Hello? 267 00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:20,090 are you coming The parade will start soon. 268 00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:22,009 Hey Jay! 269 00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:23,677 Hi, Tom. The location? 270 00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:26,972 The top. My wife and I are together again. 271 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:30,267 Not directly. We are dating and we hope to regain… 272 00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:33,646 I would like to hear everything, but the newspaper probably wants to take a picture. 273 00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:35,147 Of course. 274 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:36,398 Come on, Gloria. 275 00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:38,359 PARADE LEADER 276 00:13:38,442 --> 00:13:39,443 Gloria! 277 00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:41,403 You promised you'd be there. 278 00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:43,239 Just do it. 279 00:13:43,572 --> 00:13:44,907 Huh? Okay! 280 00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,367 No, not yet! 281 00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:52,081 It doesn't cut! 282 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:53,832 It is not made for left-handed people! 283 00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:58,963 Parade leader. There you got it, grandpa. 284 00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:00,381 You must feel like a king. 285 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,800 I stand firm for the good of the country, 286 00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:05,135 but the truth is that we didn't get off to a good start. 287 00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:07,179 Gloria is not herself today, 288 00:14:07,304 --> 00:14:10,891 and I'm afraid she won't a standing ovation after my speech. 289 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:12,476 I need your help. 290 00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:14,603 Your signal is "the pursuit of happiness". 291 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,689 If you can squeeze in a "bravo" would have been perfect. 292 00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:19,108 I know what's wrong with Gloria. 293 00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:21,068 It's a big day for you and she feels left out. 294 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:23,028 - That's not why. - Damn. 295 00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:25,155 Are you coming first thing tomorrow? 296 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:27,908 How can your name even have the word "man" in it? 297 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,827 -Something clicked. -Problems with the jaw? 298 00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:32,913 No. She talks to Manny who doesn't come. 299 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:36,500 Don't have Gloria and Manny a Fourth of July tradition? 300 00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:39,920 They usually share an apple pie and watch the fireworks. 301 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:42,172 They have done it every year since he was born! 302 00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:45,968 Until this year, therefore, Gloria is upset. 303 00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:47,261 -Yes! -You are right. 304 00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:50,598 I let the pride get to my head. I shouldn't have taken this on. 305 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,350 I can help you, but you must give up your speech. 306 00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:55,144 Where did you get the fireworks? 307 00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:56,270 Are you a cop? 308 00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:01,150 There is a booth at the grocery store, but he is closing. 309 00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:02,860 You can buy fireworks and apple pie. 310 00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:06,363 I take care of Manny. I'm back! 311 00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:08,741 My car is blocked, I never make it in this traffic. 312 00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:10,951 Look there. 313 00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:12,620 Look. I am a Shriner. 314 00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:16,373 Awesome. You, I need to borrow your car. It's an emergency. 315 00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,584 But my father is looking forward to see me in the parade. 316 00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:19,919 He was a Tuskegee Airman. 317 00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:23,297 If you didn't make such an effort, maybe he would love you more. 318 00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:26,592 Jump out and make way for me between the sunbeds. 319 00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:28,010 - Come, I'll help you. -I... 320 00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:29,678 WATER GUNS FUNNEL COOKIES 321 00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:31,972 How about this one? 322 00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:34,141 We might be lucky and he turns out to be good. 323 00:15:34,224 --> 00:15:35,601 Isn't this a little hateful? 324 00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:37,478 Drunken a clown for a prize? 325 00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:39,730 You spray each other down with mineral water for evenness. 326 00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:41,607 When both clowns agree. 327 00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:44,818 Then we record. Start. 328 00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:47,780 - Wrong way... -You have to... 329 00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:49,073 -Okay. - It doesn't matter. 330 00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:50,366 You know what? Maybe it's time 331 00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:52,910 to confess to Pam that we have taught him nothing. 332 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:56,163 I didn't want to let him down. 333 00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:58,415 It has been fun to have him at home. 334 00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:00,209 I know. 335 00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:01,835 But we are not bad parents. 336 00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:05,130 Lily turned out to be a smart, sensitive little girl. 337 00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:07,257 You are a disgrace to the family. 338 00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:09,468 You didn't hear me. I made it across the bridge. 339 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,804 I know. Now we're just talking. 340 00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:14,056 Sorry I didn't win. 341 00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:16,350 No, don't apologize. 342 00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:18,394 You were great. 343 00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:19,979 We are the ones who have to improve. 344 00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:22,106 You know what? You are very good at hugging. 345 00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:23,857 We taught him that. 346 00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:26,902 Too bad it's not a skill. 347 00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:28,195 Or is it? 348 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:30,739 "Barbacka-tacka"? 349 00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:32,074 What is it? 350 00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:34,743 It's sheep rodeo for kids. 351 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:37,997 Did you even have a childhood? Come on. 352 00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:39,123 HOT SAUSAGE COMPETITION 2018 353 00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:41,041 The hot dog competition is about to start. 354 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,668 Sorry I'm not in worse shape for this. 355 00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:45,170 Don't worry. You have a lot to think about. 356 00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,755 Have you chosen your courses? 357 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:50,592 Not yet. I don't want to talk about it right now. 358 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:51,969 You might be putting too much pressure on… 359 00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:53,637 It is more than choosing courses. 360 00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:56,140 Can we drop it? and focus on why we are here? 361 00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:58,726 Yes, of course. 362 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,731 Exciting to be part of the competition. 363 00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:06,275 Instead of sitting in the stands like the last three years. 364 00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:07,651 I assume so. 365 00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:11,155 Scary, but it feels good to take the risk. 366 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:14,158 You lose all hot dog competitions you don't compete in. 367 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,326 I know what's on your bumper sticker, 368 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:17,828 and I know what you're trying to do. 369 00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:19,371 But college is different. 370 00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:22,249 If you lose yourself at a community college it's run. 371 00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:23,709 You will not make yourself disappear. 372 00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:26,170 I have slept a lot in my life. 373 00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:27,713 I'm afraid to do it again. 374 00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:29,673 -Good. -Huh? 375 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:31,341 If you're scared, it means you care. 376 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:34,511 Perhaps that was what was missing. 377 00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,597 That's the biggest thing I ever tried. 378 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,766 Take your positions! 379 00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:40,476 Take one step at a time. 380 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:44,313 Don't worry about the 50 to 75 sausages you hopefully will eat. 381 00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,273 Just worry about the sausage on the plate. 382 00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:48,984 And wet the bread. 383 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,069 Eat! 384 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,404 BARBACKA-THANK YOU 385 00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:53,489 Is this safe? 386 00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:56,241 Jeez, yes. The kids and the sheep love it. 387 00:17:56,366 --> 00:17:57,951 And it's too late. 388 00:17:58,535 --> 00:18:01,163 Hold on! Just hug! 389 00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:02,706 Pam will be so happy! 390 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:05,459 He already rides at the highest level. 391 00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:08,921 We'd better take an X-ray. 392 00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:12,257 You were really stepped on. Your ankle may be broken. 393 00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:16,136 Was it necessary, Jerry? 394 00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:18,388 Hayley? What are you doing here? 395 00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:19,890 You tweeted that you are working. 396 00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:21,850 The water tower was in the background on your Instagram Story, 397 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,228 and you left a Yelp review for the falafel hook around the corner, 398 00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:25,521 so I thought maybe you were here. 399 00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:27,481 Can you stop obsessing over me? 400 00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:28,649 Huh? 401 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,359 What you said in the hospital, 402 00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,402 about how a person felt happy to be in a relationship, 403 00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:34,279 that they cannot truly be happy. 404 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,156 You said that hoping to destroy 405 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,325 what Arvin and I have, for you have not got over me. 406 00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:42,287 I don't know if I should laugh or check if you have been bitten by a spider. 407 00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:44,915 Sad that you are questioning your relationship, 408 00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:46,083 but it's not my fault. 409 00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:49,878 Just admit it! You said so in an attempt to get me back. 410 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,339 In the depths of my heart, 411 00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,842 which by the way does not exist, 412 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,803 I still think about us. We had a great time! 413 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,891 You drove across town, paid $12 for parking 414 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,811 and another two dollars for a yellow bracelet 415 00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:07,855 for access to the beer and medicine tents. 416 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,940 It seems more like you hasn't gotten over me. 417 00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:11,817 You are crazy. 418 00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:14,903 It's not a crime to wonder if we could still be good together. 419 00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:18,198 I still see us together for my inner vision, 420 00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:20,659 -which also doesn't exist... - I can't bear to hear it again. 421 00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:24,913 Diagnosis, nothing. 422 00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:35,382 How was the parade? 423 00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:37,384 I had something more important to do. 424 00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:38,594 Apple pie? 425 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:40,637 I got some strange looks in the drive-in, 426 00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:44,183 but it was worth it to keep your tradition alive. 427 00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:47,144 You mean Manny's and mine? It won't happen because… 428 00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:48,353 I have solved it with. 429 00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:54,109 Hey, Mom! I miss you! 430 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,861 This is perfect. 431 00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:56,987 Not yet. 432 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:03,493 Shall we give my only smart child the most dangerous job? 433 00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:11,126 Happy Fourth of July, Daddy! 434 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,629 I'll be home soon. Before you know it. 435 00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:16,715 Thomas Jefferson, who was something of a parade leader in his day, 436 00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:18,634 considered that this country would be a place 437 00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:22,095 where the people were free to seek happiness and a better life, 438 00:20:22,512 --> 00:20:26,183 where we could aim for the stars 439 00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:29,228 and with hard work and determination, 440 00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:31,772 make the impossible possible. 441 00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:36,526 Americans do not run from challenges. We embrace them. 442 00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:41,823 God bless America. Wait for applause. 443 00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:45,994 - That sounded good, didn't it? -Bravo! 444 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:49,373 You know I gave up a lot today. Show some joy. 445 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:54,127 It's never too early to train for next year. 446 00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:56,046 Let's warm up with some exercises. 447 00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:57,381 Llama lick. 448 00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,758 Dizzy Gillespie. Jiffy Pop. 449 00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:02,219 Keep it in and out. 450 00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:04,805 I don't think I can eat sausages anymore. 451 00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:08,183 I was afraid of it. 452 00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:10,477 -Are you there? -What? 453 00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:12,896 We can't handle all the sausages. 454 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:15,274 Unsurprisingly, you pathetic zeroes. 455 00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:17,818 You two disgust me more than what is in the sausages! 456 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:19,111 Why is it delayed? 457 00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:22,656 Are you afraid of bikini season, my ladies? 458 00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:24,992 - She's good. - Best for her. She is expensive.